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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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