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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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