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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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