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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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