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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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