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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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