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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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