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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦
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