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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍
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