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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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