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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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