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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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