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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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