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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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