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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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