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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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