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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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