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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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