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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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