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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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