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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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