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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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