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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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