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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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