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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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