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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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