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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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