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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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