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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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