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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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