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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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