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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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