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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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