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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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