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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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