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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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