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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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