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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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