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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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