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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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