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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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