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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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