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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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