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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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