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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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