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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺
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