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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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