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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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