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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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