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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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