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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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