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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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