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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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