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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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