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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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