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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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