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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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