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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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