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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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