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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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