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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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