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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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