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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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